it is 3 in the morning whet the hell am i even doing anymore?.Implied/Referenced Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism.(title from “i second that emotion,” by smokey robinson & the miracles) Language: English Words: 5,643 Chapters: 3/? Comments: 81 Kudos: 308 Bookmarks: 49 Hits: 3597įandoms: Rocketman (2019), Bohemian Rhapsody (Movie 2018), Queen (Band), Elton John - Fandom Tumblr prompt inspo: ‘we’re fake-dating and i’m supposed to publicly break up with you but you’ve been irritating me lately so instead of dumping you i publicly proposed to mess up your plan and now we’re getting married, fuck’ au Theon is all too available, and happy to oblige. Sansa needs a fake boyfriend to escort her to her aunt’s wedding. If you feel like givin’ me a lifetime of devotionįor TheSushiMonster Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV) Language: English Words: 12,036 Chapters: 1/2 Comments: 40 Kudos: 140 Bookmarks: 19 Hits: 3061 They were five then, and thirteen years later, Baekhyun realizes the gravity of Chanyeol’s words.Īnd what exactly it means to be a pureblood and in love with your best friend. Baekhyun’s young heart may have skipped a few beats. We’re purebloods, we can’t choose who to marry.”Ĭhanyeol might have seen his dejected expression, and so, he added : “.but we can choose who we love.”Ĭhanyeol smiled at him while saying these words. “You know it doesn’t work that way, Baek.
“Chanyeol, in the future, will you marry me?”Ĭhanyeol laughed and ruffled Baekhyun’s hair.
Vince does his best to make Howard's first foray over the physical boundary memorable. you know Howard just wants to be told he's goodĪfter his failed attempt to meet other men who like men who like jazz, Howard finally loses his virginity to an electro ponce.in my defense he's got 32 years of sexual repression to make up for.seriously it's smut from beginning to end.utter filth with no redeeming qualities.Just a (Jazz) Gigolo 2: The Devirginizing Language: English Words: 4,448 Chapters: 1/1 Comments: 7 Kudos: 32 Bookmarks: 3 Hits: 292 In desperation, Naboo enlists the help of the Shaman Council. Unfortunately, Naboo's ability seems to be hearing the thoughts of his flatmates Howard Moon and Vince Noir-and all they can think about is bumming one another silly. The consumption of such a confectionary is certain to bestow those who dare to eat it with amazing abilities. Naboo finally creates his masterpiece: a Spake Cake made from all manner of the finest psychoactive substances in the galaxy. it's like a buddy comedy except all the buddies hate each other.you'll find out more about the Shaman Council's kinks than perhaps any mortal should ever know.honestly the Shaman Council shouldn't be intervening anybody.well it's a Shaman Council fic what did you expect?.Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings.Blackmountainbones Fandoms: The Mighty Boosh (TV)